A philosophical argument could be made, that philosophers hate politicians. （註 1）
To a philosopher’s eyes, politicians hide in their ivory tower of power without needing to solve real problems, but only needing to look like they’re trying, always ready to prostitute（註 2）ideas to gain traction and consensus, tarnishing the purity of their ideals with their personal struggle for power and affirmation, hating each other to death over inexistent causes — tying their own hands from trying to construct the society they dream, in fear of dirtying their reputation.
Another philosophical argument could also be made, that politicians hate philosophers.
From a politician’s perspective, philosophers hide in their ivory tower of reason without needing to solve real problems, but only needing to look like they’re trying, leaving their pure ideals unfruitful by keeping them in journals no-one reads, fighting each other to death over inexistent causes, always ready to criticize and never really changing anything — tying their hands from trying to construct the world they dream, in fear of dirtying their hands.（註 3）
A political argument could be made instead too, to say that politicians and philosophers hate each other: philosophers critique without risking anything, endanger the politicians and their ideology all without having battled through the wilderness of a political career. They are at best a nuisance, at worst a danger.
Philosophers hate politicians too, frustrated by having to obey someone whose arguments are —for their standards — uninteresting, banal, and usually fallacious — they are, for a philosophical life, at best a nuisance, at worst a danger.
After these considerations we are forced to admit how comical this contraposition was in the first place. Perhaps at first one would have been tempted to choose a side, to say: “I am with the philosophers, they have better arguments and are not in it for their personal power”, or maybe to think: “I am with the politicians, they can actually tackle real problems in the real world”. But now we must grapple with the conclusion that they are at core performing the same activity.
They ponder about the correct reading of the world for possibly unsettable questions, and then try their best to get everyone on board with what they think is best, meanwhile trying to secure themselves a comfortable living — some more so than others.
And after all, this summary might capture a primal drive in us all. Although, as an afterthought, we cannot but notice that only a philosopher could spot this conclusion.（註 4）
- 此處開門見山，先講明主旨。因為本文探討的是你的問題，政治家和哲學家，兩個名詞都以 P 開頭，作者玩弄兩個字的對比和對照，本文的結構像中文的對聯。
- To prostitute ideas —— prostitute，本來是名詞，卻可以當動詞用，這是英文隨時代變遷，可以變出新花樣之處。政客和妓女，本質上是否有點相似？作者雖然有點刻薄，但不失一針見血，令人思考。